zabuza:

when kids stare at you for a long time

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(via hotboyproblems)

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

(via beyoncevevo)

joeyjoe69:

what parents probably think school is like

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(via diet-tampon)

  • me: where do you live?
  • vegan: I'm a vegan

googlebus:

I hate bad jokes unless I make them 

(via legalmexican)

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle, via telapathetic)

humoric:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

(Source: inories, via hotboyproblems)

Trick or tr(eat me out) 🎃

(Source: electroteen, via maalinaa)

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

(via mybladderisabagel)