poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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(via telapathetic)

rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

(via hotboyproblems)

foreveralone-lyguy:

When your parents try to act cool around your friends like

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via telapathetic)

I can’t with this sign because

saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

(via thefuuuucomics)

direhuman:

xerneas:

Dragonite is so ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.

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(via telapathetic)

sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

(via beyoncevevo)

neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

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