nice-wig-janis:

so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
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i got $0.20c off IM CRYING

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(via hotboyproblems)

sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

(via beyoncevevo)

feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

(via orgasm)